Ruminations
På sajten Ruminations.com skriver folk vad de tänker och som tur är tänker folk rätt underhållande.
Här är några smakprov:
- Bad decisions make good stories
-Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if
I do!
-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone
and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
-When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she
hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some light
internet stalking.
-I went on a date last week and as we were ordering, the girl told me she doesn’t drink. Ummmm, maybe you should’ve told me that yesterday when I told you we’re going to a fucking bar. Enjoy your diet cokes, I’m gonna get hammered.
-Do we really have any other choice but to take it one day at a time?










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